Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Things you should see and looking for an apartment is slowly killing me

I will be back on track with this blog soon: I have a bunch of half finished posts that I will get to shortly.

In the meanwhile, please enjoy the following endorsements and complaints:

Please watch Human Giant on MTV. This will probably be the first and last time I ever recommend something on this channel (besides The Hills cuz that's an AMAZING show). It stars and is written by my friends Rob, Paul, and Aziz and is truly hilarious and smart. I can't quite believe what they have managed to get away with. Please check it out.

I have a show coming up at the UCB Theater called Half Empty which I am sure I will plug again down the road. Right now, we are working out the kinks and doing a few workshop shows in April, the first of which is this Thursday April 12th at 7pm. Please swing on by if you have nothing to do after work or before going out for a debauchorous night of karaoke or Scrabble.

Lastly, I have been looking for an apartment F-O-R-E-V-E-R. It is slowly erasing the need I have to exist. If anyone has any leads, let me know.

More to come, in a less whiny and self-serving format, in the near future....

Friday, April 06, 2007

Head. Ache.

So I received yet another notice from this person who seems to think I am personally out to get him, this time pertaining to cached content. Which I have no idea how to erase. I followed Google's instructions and it doesn't seem to make a difference. For all of my tech savvy friends out there, let me know what the secret is, besides robot meta tags, if there is one. I love that my inability to understand HTML tags has caused such an uproar. Viva technology.


Cease and Desist and Remove All "Cached" Content Containing Your Slanderous Statements Pertaining to ---- on Your Blogspot Blog

I have been informed by Google you have made no attempt to remove your false and slanderous statements about me from Google search engines . Meaning "cached" content linking my name to your slanderous comments continues to be released to the public. Since this can be easily done through your google help center. I take this as an knowingly and willfull, continued act of slander and harassment.
You did not know me 15 years ago. I have never met you.I have never talked to you. I do not ever care to know you. All parties involved in this slander and harassment, will be held legally liable for all damages done to my business and personal reputation.
CEASE AND DESIST THE RELEASE TO THE PUBLIC YOUR SLANDEROUS STATEMENTS ABOUT ------. REMOVE ALL CACHED CONTENT CONTAINING YOUR SLANDEROUS STATEMENTS PERTAINING TO ------- ON YOUR BLOGSPOT BLOG.

(name withheld)
04/06/07