Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Swingin for the Fences

I have known some overly libidinous males in my life, and besides the obvious downsides of emotional immaturity and possible disease, I have also considered these types an unindustrious lot. Well, tonight that all changed:

Tonight riding home on the D train I noticed that someone had scotch taped little flyers to the windows of EVERY door on the train. Upon closer inspection, the handwritten flyers read:


*******
Are you a promiscuous female?
Or a female going through a (promiscuous) spell?
Call
A PROMISCUOUS MALE
(718) XXX-XXXX


Brown skin, light skin, and yellow skin females are the most promiscuous females.
*******

WOW. Both an inventive way to get laid and a social commentary on the promiscuity of the female gender. (Which, according to this description, includes all women of every skin type.) The author of this flyer is apparently a real go-getter as this clearly took some serious thought, intitiative, and elbow grease.

I now must reexamine my prejudicial view of the slothful male playboy. Not to mention that this is real lesson in the American dream. Don't just sit around waiting for what you want, make it happen. By taping flyers to the doors of the D train. What an inspiration! Dare to dream, promiscuous male, dare to dream.

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I too found one of these and, in fact, posted a blog entry on the matter (with a photo nonetheless)-- twinsies!

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