Advice

I wrote a brief comment about Thanksgiving two weeks ago, when it was topical, and then never posted it. I am going to post it now, as I think the sentiment expressed is still completely valid, even though it won't be relevant again for about 11 months:

If you are over the age of 10 and you are not talking to a preschooler, please do not use the terms "Happy Turkey Day!" and "Gobble gobble!" around Thanksgiving. Even if you think you are doing it ironcially, you are not. Seriously. That shit is really annoying. Stop it.