Xanadu!

One of my favorite movies of all time is the amazing "Xanadu." I can't put my finger on what makes this movie quite so dazzling: Is it the terrible acting of Olivia Newton John and Michael Beck? The awesome ELO soundtrack? Gene Kelly on rollerskates? The ridiculous Greek mythology references? It's hard to say.

Apparently a stage version is in the works starring Jane Krakowski. I understand the impetus, but I defy any stage adaptation to live up to this: