Huh?

I always enjoy looking at what internet searches have led people here. Recent interesting and bizarre examples (typos and mispellings left intact):

has a sweater with an ipod in it been invented yet??
"fuck all cats"
lowes has unisex bathroom?
the perfect weapon in the perfect murder
who wore a boa constrictor around his neck while on stage?
craig's list flight attendants marriage minded
do andy milonakis hava a disease
which comon kitchen item is a;so a type of drum?
alcoholic husband "roller coaster"
sites for women whose husbands cheat


I am sorry that none of the above questions can be answered by this journal. I am now very curious to know what common kitchen item is also a drum. Anyone?