Slow News Day
Today's Daily News front page declared "BRING IT ON: Christmas Shoppers Swarm City". Wow! That IS breaking news. I would never have been aware that a lot of people shop in the city on Christmas Eve. Thanks Daily News! You are clearly the go-to paper for uninteresting-facts-that-are-common-knowledge-masquerading-as-news. I look forward to tomorrow's headline: "SHUT DOWN: Many businesses closed to celebrate annual religious holiday."